George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.
I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE
"you’re shitting me"
"i will be soon"
it got better
The single best office prank, ever.
This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful
Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away.
I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.
I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.
And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!
The hips, they don’t lie…
Tony Stark, everyone.
Robert Downey jr everyone.
it had to be corrected
Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark.
There, corrected even more.
Tumblr has officially lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr has lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
*Chokes on a d
elicious slice of pie*
Sam would be concerned that Cas’ voice was going. Cas would shrug and explain: “It’s no problem, Sam, I just accidentally choked on Dean’s d-“
Where Dean would promptly kick him under the table and cough loudly.
"-eeeelicious slice of pie."
…. I CAN SEE THIS YES.