I Do What I Want
My all knowing king i must ask you, is a frosty from Wendys what Jotun mothers produce for their offspring to nurse on?

lokis-dirty-whispers:

I do not even know where to begin to explain my confusion.

Your King,

Loki

philplz:

deadlycollision:

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

I can’t breathe

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scorpiondagger:

happy easter! you might recognize this gif from my ‘life of christ’ series. check it out here. 

scorpiondagger:

happy easter! you might recognize this gif from my ‘life of christ’ series. check it out here

leoneal:

Commissioned by http://mageprinceloki.tumblr.com/
http://laelizo.deviantart.com/art/Loki-Variation-448684528
The reasoning for the title ‘Loki Variation’ is because it’s a character named Mage that looks like Loki Laufeyson.I enjoyed doing this commission very much, it was a much needed breather from work~ <3

leoneal:

Commissioned by http://mageprinceloki.tumblr.com/

http://laelizo.deviantart.com/art/Loki-Variation-448684528

The reasoning for the title ‘Loki Variation’ is because it’s a character named Mage that looks like Loki Laufeyson.

I enjoyed doing this commission very much, it was a much needed breather from work~ <3

Customer: I dropped my phone and now it doesn’t work! The screen stays black! Can you fix it?
Me: -takes the phone. Hands it back 2 seconds later-
Customer: OMG you did it! How did you fix it???
Me:…I turned it on.
Customer: …Where’s the ‘on’ button?

-siiiiiiiiigh-

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

shinjeezy:

seriously one of the best parts of shingeki no kyojin is when levi’s comrade dies and he’s like “was I useful?” and you think levi’s gonna be all heartless like “nah lol” but instead he grabs his hand and is like “YOU WERE FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC MY MAN” AND I JUST WANNA CRY HE’S SO MISUNDERSTOOD

elizaveta-beilschmidts:

says right here u a lil bitch

elizaveta-beilschmidts:

says right here u a lil bitch

veluet:

Easter sunday is on 4/20

veluet:

Easter sunday is on 4/20