I Do What I Want

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

finnyisintheimpala:

slutsoul:

halethesassmaster:

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

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"you’re shitting me"

"i will be soon"

it got better

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

me: i need to get good grades on this tests
me: *doesn't study*

zeramato:

Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away. 

I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.

I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.

And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.

#PrayForSouthKorea

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

theallshipper-kaz-2y5:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

trollcatty:

t0nystarkhasaheart:

batheinhisblood:

avengeallthethings:

Tony Stark, everyone.

Robert Downey jr everyone.
it had to be corrected

Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark. There, corrected even more. 

#this is from due date
Tumblr has officially lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr has lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr. 

THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME

theallshipper-kaz-2y5:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

trollcatty:

t0nystarkhasaheart:

batheinhisblood:

avengeallthethings:

Tony Stark, everyone.

Robert Downey jr everyone.

it had to be corrected

Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark. 

There, corrected even more. 

#this is from due date

Tumblr has officially lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr has lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr. 

THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

death-by-lulz:

me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
same

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death-by-lulz:

me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

captaincharlei:

cinnibunny:

cooljobsdotwand:

*Chokes on a d

elicious slice of pie*

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Sam would be concerned that Cas’ voice was going. Cas would shrug and explain: “It’s no problem, Sam, I just accidentally choked on Dean’s d-“

Where Dean would promptly kick him under the table and cough loudly. 

"-eeeelicious slice of pie."

…. I CAN SEE THIS YES. 

ging-ler:

ninjaelsanna:

… can I get back to draw angst now ?

THE END OF THIS BROKE ME