I Do What I Want

thankyouforthedildos:

I think of boys kissing boys more than boys kissing me.

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

geekinglikeaboss:

EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Shut up.

*moan*

geekinglikeaboss:

EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Shut up.

*moan*

vvhatserface:

dorkvader:

neon-casket:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

Family reunions be like

silverhavok:

obscure relative:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[americancarrot]

lordwhat:

Reign it in, dude.

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit