In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I have reblogged this at least a thousand times
I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
these are the best
but wait there’s more
don’t stop this is great
He’s such an imbecile.
Let’s try this out
how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell